Linda Little, storyteller and award winning author of Strong Hollow and Scotch River has three little pigs: Hamlet, Guildenstern and Rozenkrantz. With names like that we know their fate.
I was loud and they ran from me squealing. Then:
Hey, blondie—you talking to me?
Alright, already, take a picture why don't ya?
Get back—she's trigger happy.
Kiss our butts.
But we do love the hand that feeds us.