Sometimes, I'm for sale.
Parents buy me. Or librarians. Or other purple peoples. Then, we have a parties. Usually, there are children. A lot of them. The DDFM—deeply-dimpled Frenchman—is a VERY patient man.
Thank you, Mabel Murple, Doubleday Canada, and Nimbus. Mary ann Kovalski and Sydney Smith. A lot of purple fun over the years.